I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
True college students do jello shots in the library
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
