Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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