She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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