Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
