i think my mom watched the whole time
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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