Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Randomize
