But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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