ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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