Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
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