party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
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