Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
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