Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
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