Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
Randomize
