I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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