is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Randomize
