All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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