Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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