garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
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