Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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