Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
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