I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
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