In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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