Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
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