you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Randomize
