is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
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