A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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