just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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