You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
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