She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Randomize
