I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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