apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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