i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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