He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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