Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
Randomize
