Tell her she can't have a vagina
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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