id be glad to
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
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