If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Randomize