We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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