Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
Randomize