I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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