let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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