Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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