i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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