sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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