Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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