Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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