do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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