Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I still have a little drunk in my system
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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