why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Come on in and take your pants off
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