CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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