I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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