I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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