Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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