What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
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